February 2012
3 posts
“It sounds ridiculous but my dog was sick with a puppy disease called parvo and...”
– Robert Pattinson on the greatest extravagance he did with his money. (via robquotes) Oost! Add it to the secret list!
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January 2012
5 posts
December 2011
20 posts
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dead-h0rse:
I had to call in a few favors. But if you don’t call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?
-Tom Haverford.
shmandersyo:
SPUNKY BARMAN: Secretly kind, got soulful eyes, good at fixing things, but is he too much of a party boy for my old friend Rachel Bilson?
I really love The View.
November 2011
28 posts
Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?
Te-qu-ila! (To-kill-her!)
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There’s a bird in one of the trees in my backyard, I’ve never seen it before. Only heard it. It has the most distinctive call ever. Like a cat dying. I’ve never heard that call before anywhere else. Except for tonight. The bird was on The Slap. I didn’t see it, only heard its call. I will find it.
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Nothing more satisfying than getting a lot of likes on Facebook. Social networking is a game and Imma gonna win.
Musicals, I wish I knew how to quit you.
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I’ve lost my voice, and the worst thing...
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